In which a 50-something woman embarks on a new career in nursing in a newly empty nest with a newly retired husband, an old cat, a yard full of chickens, a field full of predators, a shotgun and a sense of humor. She is blogging and slogging her way through a wet Pacific Northwest winter...and spring and summer and fall.
Former law enforcement firearms and defensive tactics instructor, now critical care nurse. Trying to integrate two mindsets, that of the warrior and that of the nurturer. Quirky, strange, motivated, hyper-sensitive. Loves animals, humor, the out of doors, and her family. Wife of similarly quirky person, mom to three wildly diverse over achievers (also quirky). Cynical, curious, cautious, and a pushover for someone in need. Adrenaline junky, academic seeker. Wants everyone to do what's right.
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors; An I-Can-Do-It Book
The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
Amy Was So Bad Her Mother Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
All Cats Go To Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
That's it; We Are Putting You Up For Adoption
Grandpa Gets a Casket
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Whining, Crying and Kicking to Get Your Way
You Were An Accident
Pop! Goes the Hamster and Other Microwave Games
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Man in the Moon is Really Satan
Your Nightmares are Real
Where Would YOU Like To Be Buried?
Eggs, Toilet Paper, Soap and Your School
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical OUtlet be Friends?
Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Daddy Drinks Because You Are Bad
---Given to me years ago by a coworker , can't remember where I got it. Copied from a double-taped yellowed piece of paper that had beentyped. (Image from Google)
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