Things I have Done to My Husband (and am not sorry for...)

1. Drew felt-tip marker eye balls on his glasses and put them back in the case.
2. Tied knots in all the fingers of surgical gloves I packed for him for field dressing game in Alaska.
3. When he told me how much he enjoyed finding the differences in the pictures in the comics on Sunday, I made sure I got there first and circled them all for three weeks.
4. Wrote SPOILED backwards on his windshield when he got a new company truck.
5. Put empty beer cans in his cooler under the ice to replace the full ones. I did leave one full; but he had to search through fifteen or more empty ones.