Call the doctor, already!

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I just watched a Viagra commercial. The commentator quickly reads the warnings and complications, adding: 'if you have an erection lasting more than four hours, call your doctor'.

This may be because I don't have bothersome lingering erections, but I'm thinking I would know to do that if I was a man and presented with the obvious symptom.

Who would not do that, call the doctor, I mean? It's not like you could mow the lawn or go shopping to get your mind off of It. I mean, you would be sort of locked into privacy, right? Your partner has left and gone shopping or to work, and you and It are, well, biding your time. All alone with a tent in your pants... For four hours?! My God, call the damn doctor already!