Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Lindsey Lohan: Madonna OR Oprah you ain't

Google image, web image, everywhere image...
Yeah, anorectic doper girl, the first thought on my mind when I saw those sweet baby faces on e*trade commercials was your sorry ass. NOT.

You were the last person I thought of, and never connected your little hurt anesthetized feelings until you became litigious. You are a legend in your own mind only, as altered as it is.

The name Lindsey, Lyndsey, Lindsie, or however it is spelled by the parents, has been one of the most popular girl names for nearly a decade. Longer, maybe. My kids went to school and college and social events with multiple Lindseys.

And, baby, you have never been accused of being a milk-a-holic...

Check it out: http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/company-news/lindsay-lohan-sues-e-trade-for-100-million-over-super-bowl-sp/19390111/

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