I know; they're protected raptors. Ooo, be still my heart. To me, that only means I can't shoot them when they are in my stock. If they would stick to the fields, I would live in happy and peaceful coexistence with them. But, no, they want fast food at the expense of my little farm. So, I hex and curse them every day. I give them the evil eye. I run out, flagging my arms and calling them really bad names. I have a little raptor voodoo doll that I stick chicken bones in. That'll teach 'em...
(If I sound frustrated, I am. I take my animals seriously and don't have spares or lose any lightly. But, I am unable to defend my stock. If a coyote, dog, feral cat, whatever threatened them, I could shoot to kill, as farmers have done for centuries. But, not a hawk! No, that is murder most foul! Whatever... (Hey--what if I just happened to be playing frisbee and one of the silly things flew right into the disc?! I gotta think about this...)
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