Sunday, January 10, 2010

Comb over

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When, oh when, will the comb-over become extinct? What is it that makes otherwise intelligent men drag sparse strands of hair over acres of nude scalp? Why doesn't someone say, "Dude, that looks like hell."?

It is the responsibility of the citizenry to thwart the continued practice of the comb-over. It is not a native species, it is invasive and noxious. We must place it on an eradication list.

Do you want to go through life, never knowing when the dreaded sight will assault your eyes and stick in your brain like a calcium chew in an angora sweater (don't ask).

Out, out, damn bald spot with comb-over!

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