Women's Collegiate Soccer's Tanya Harding

Have you heard about the female soccer player Elizabeth Lambert of the New Mexico Lobos? I think she is channeling Tanya Harding in her style of play and (lack of) sportsmanship.

She trips, fouls, stomps and, famously, pulls ponytails hard enough to ground the player. She is showing the world that women are as big of assholes as men. Wow, nice work, girl.

For you young folk, Tanya is the pro ice skater who got her husband and his big-ass friend to whack the knees of her closest competition, Nancy Kerrigan. Those trailer park girls should not be fucked with...