Thursday, March 5, 2009

DO NOT give me any meds, but make me not hurt and not be nauseated, dammit!


I know that my patients hurt. I know that they are 'under the influence' of meds when they come to me following a surgery. But, my experience has been that the nice folks continue to be nice, the assholes are the same as they ever were.   Most of us lie somewhere in between.

Today, I had a 40-something female gastric bypass patient (302 lbs., 50% BMI) , who was overwhelmed by nausea. It was the same situation as had happened to her in previous surgeries. I felt bad for her. But, she berated and insulted me. 'Don't give me anything! I don't want to be sleepy or out of it! Whatever you do, do not give me more medication!'.  Me: "I have not given you anything. You're still feeling the effects of the anesthesia".  Two minutes later: "I hurt! Do something!"  Me: "I can give you Fentanyl, it's less nausea promoting than other meds."   'Whatever--just give me something!'  I give the med.  "What the hell did you give me?  I'm getting tired!  I told you not to give me anything that makes me tired!'" Me: "I gave you the pain med you requested. Do you want me to hold all meds so that you don't get tired?'  "Hell, no. I don't want to hurt, dammit! What's wrong with you?"  Then: "I'm sick!  Help me!"  Me:  "I can give you some anti-nausea medication, but it may make you a little tired"  "No!"  Me: "It's important that you not put stress on your surgical site by straining."  "Whatever"  Two minutes later:  "Hey, dammit, I'm getting tired.  What the hell did you give me?"  Me: Sigh... (having thoughts of  'I'll show you tired...')
 
Next, the family waiting area coordinator called and asked if I would speak to the patient's husband.  Yes, I would.  First, he let me know that he 'works in surgery here' (surgeon? nurse? PA? tech? maintenance? hmm...).  He had many questions, everything from what I was giving her for pain and nausea, in what amounts, if she was retching and how much and what it looked like, if I understood the implications of retching and vomiting in gastric bypass, etc., etc.  (I wonder if he understands the implications of being away from my patients while I answer his questions.)  

I put her (and her husband) on the fast track to the floor...

Note to my patients and their family:  I know how smart you are.  You probably read all of the patient education material and then Googled the procedure/condition/disease and copied things off, maybe in color.  If you work anywhere near a hospital, you even asked any doctor or nurse you could about the surgery.  You talked to that woman on the bus who had the same thing done.  But I know a few things, too, things that Google doesn't cover.  You act this way because you care.  Well, I care, too.  I do this professionally, day after day.  I clean up the blood and the puke, recording the findings, wipe away the mess on your loved one, touch them and comfort them, reassure and protect them.  I so totally care.  Flexing your new knowledge or behaving in an intimidating or challenging manner only serves to somehow satisfy your needs, not your loved ones.  I am the one helping them right now.  Let me do it.

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