Little Golden Books That Never Made It

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors; An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Amy Was So Bad Her Mother Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it; We Are Putting You Up For Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Crying and Kicking to Get Your Way
19. You Were An Accident
20. Pop! Goes the Hamster and Other Microwave Games
21. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
22. The Man in the Moon is Really Satan
23. Your Nightmares are Real
24. Where Would YOU Like To Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, Soap and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical OUtlet be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Are Bad

---Given to me years ago by a coworker , can't remember where I got it.  Copied from a double-taped yellowed piece of paper that had been typed.  (Image from Google)