Monday, March 23, 2009

Name that pet!

Here are some names I have, should have, or intend to name my pets.

A duck.......Bill
A duck.......Slappy
A puppy.....Puddles
A rooster...Gregory Peck
A dog..........Pheces
A kitty........Litter
A turtle......Shelley
A dog.........Loophole (my husband is an attorney)
A bird........Flip (the bird, get it?)
A rabbit.....Dust (bunny, get it?)
A Pug..........Nacious
A cat...........Scoop
A hedgehog..Spike, Lance or Barbra, for a girl
A fish.........Sushi
An ameoba..Jello
A lizard.....Lounge
An alligator...Boots
An alligator...Attache
A snake.......Pasta or Fettucine or Noodle
A retriever....Boomerang
A badger.......Witness  
A squirrel.....Nuts
A mole...........Baby Jessica
A mouse........Hanta
A pig..............Crackles or Chitlins
A deer...........Vinnie (venison, get it?)
Longhorn bull....Pierce

Any other suggestions?





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